The Fall of Man

The Call to Arms:

2010-01-24T16:03:00.000-08:00

This post is directly quoted from the blog of a friend:

"First of all, I have no fucking idea how people could be so ignorant regarding these large media corporations who "inform" us about the current events that occur from day to day. Second, why is it that people don't seem to care about what REALLY goes on behind closed doors in our own government? It's shocking! People basically are willing to be the sheep in this grand ordeal that some call the 'End of Days'.

For the benefit of all those who haven't read my earlier posts, I'll recap my views of the past decade:

-September 11, 2001 was indeed an attack on American soil. This deed should not go unpunished. Al Qaeda is definitely to blame for the attack but this organization is part of a larger scheme. The attack was orchestrated by a select few behind closed doors that operate above and beyond the world leaders we know and see in the newspapers, magazines, videos, newscasts and other exposure. This was a carefully orchestrated catastrophe, on purpose, to drive society into believing that the government is just in invading/destroying all who threaten the well-being of our nation (et al). Personally, I have heard phone conversations, read transcripts of speeches and interviews, even seen with my own eyes those who would seek to destroy this world as we know it. The media is behind the brainwashing but they didn't initiate it. The New World Order, some call it, has been in the making for the last six decades, ever since JFK was president. This is a carefully crafted plan in order to merge the world governments to consolidate power and give way to one world government which has absolute authority over the entire planet.

I just can't keep the silence any longer. This is too much to bear.
Here's the proof, and if you doubt me then just watch the world events and see for yourself.

The alleged "War on Terror" is complete bullshit. Anyone who believes that it is real should have a rusty pole shoved up their asses. A war on terror is like a war on air, you can fight and struggle all you want but you will never be victorious as an intangible element can never be destroyed or erased from memory. The media would have you believe that it is real, and they are doing one hell of a fucking good job. 8/10 believe that the war on terror is real...but what has it accomplished? The world is more unstable now than ever before. The war in Iraq gave way to laying oil pipelines in the middle east and ravaging their resources. ARE YOU LISTENING? We are raping the holy lands, clearing out those who "threaten" our well-being, when in reality this is a pseudo-religious war. The United States is trying to destroy all who threaten the N.W.O.... first it was Iraq, then it was Iran, now it is Afghanistan...hmm what do you think? I think this war is never going to cease. This war is designed to bankrupt not only ourselves but the world economies to give rise to ONE WORLD CURRENCY, as the proposed "saving-grace" to the economic shambles we currently face.

The Banking Elite control everything, even your fate.
They aren't the only ones at the top of the power pyramid, but they're the ones pulling the strings. Wall Street crashed in the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression, and it is being controlled. We have enslaved ourselves to debt so meticulously that we need that debt, in order to survive in the world... hence the credit markets. We have empowered them to enslave us.

Another example; the H1N1 outbreak? Please. Save your shit for some dumb fuck that doesn't have the ability to think for themselves. This so called "threat" is also fake. People were getting sick but not from this. The H1N1 vaccine was a hoax and a scare tactic that drove people to run and get the vaccine. If your brain worked properly you should have thought to yourself, "if this vaccine is so safe, why are so many people having health issues with it?". Have you ever seen the ingredients inside the vaccine? Pig Skin, cancer-prone materials, the shits fake okay? It was even proven to be a hoax. (see article). The World Health Organization is under investigation for creating yet another crisis in order to "scare the public" in order to surrender their civil liberties and freedoms to the government in exchange for security.

You can even see this with the fucking X-Ray machines they're using in the airports now. A COMPLETE VIOLATION OF PRIVACY AND YOUR CIVIL LIBERTIES. Will it stop people from committing acts of terror? It may deter them but terrorists always think of something else. It cannot be stopped, just like lying, cheating, stealing, and fucking. Whatever the case there is no solution to it. Wake the fuck up and stop believing what the media tells you.

The health bill that the Democratic Party is pushing through should alarm you. Half the people who read it don't understand what the fuck it says, and the other half know exactly what it says and seek to gain from it AT YOUR EXPENSE. Health reform is an excellent idea but it is being approached dangerously. As it stands it will strip people of so many things they take for granted and enslave them more in ways they cannot immediately comprehend. There is hope that the bill may be rewritten correctly given the Republican victory in Massachusetts this past week, but government is government and it is still horribly corrupt.

WAKE UP AMERICA!!
Your families, your friends and your nation depend on you to have the God-given common sense to identify the bullshit and extinguish it. The Government cannot fuck you without lube unless you allow it to, and by the swing of things you seem to be enjoying the rape."

-A Concerned Patriot

2009-06-29T21:28:00.000-07:00

Power.

Now, before I start shooting holes into this "cologne", I would like to point out that power does not have a distinguished smell worthy of the concept. Those who try to embody a concept such as power should really keep their fuckin' mouth shut.

Next, what the hell is 50 Cent thinking when he strives to "get rich or die tryin"...especially by releasing a cologne that smells nothing like him! You don't have to be a fag to know what 50 cent would smell like at his most... identifiable moment. The cologne smells like nothing of recently burned gunpowder and the composition of the cologne contains absolutely NO lead!? What the fuck... if the 50 Cent cologne doesn't contain any lead, then it isn't 50 Cent cologne now is it. If Mr. Change wanted to really make his cologne personal, he'd put nine bullets worth of lead into the cologne. Who knows, it might be cool and as long as you don't put it on an open wound as with any cologne, you wont die.

If this keeps up then cologne is destined for the same fate as rap music, to attract whores and promote bastard children however, only taking a close second to unexplained riots, fires, vandalism and of course the most odious bane of our existence...the senseless argument.

But Axe already does that.

Therefore we are fairly safe, that is until Axe makes their "New and Improved" scent that burns our nasal cavities in the same way VD burns the useless flaps of skin of all the assholes who actually still use Axe products.

Written by Kai

How to Fix a Fawcett

2009-06-25T13:40:00.000-07:00

Recently, actress Farrah Fawcett met her end after a long haul with Anal Cancer. This came as a tragic end to the life of the sex symbol most remembered from her role in the Charlie's Angels television show.

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

Okay, you people need to stop being so fucking politically correct and see the humor that's been slapped in everyone's face. First off, this is fucking hilarious. Secondly, it is proof that if God does indeed exist, he has a classic sense of humor that is often overlooked. Fawcett could have died from any other (more common) form of cancer or even peacefully without pain or the long haul of enduring the daily struggles of a fight with anal cancer. But NO! ANAL CANCER to a SEX SYMBOL. How does one even get anal cancer? I'll tell you how, its by recieving presents while your back is turned thats how. I guess she thought all that action would fix her fawcett. Big fuckin' deal.

"Too soon" my twelve-inch black cock.

This is funny as shit and you people are too fucking stupid (or not brave enough) to admit it. For fucks sake start thinking outside the box and see the humor in life for what it is... a clusterfuck of humor. When you read this news at first you know you laughed inside, and if you didn't youre an emotionless drone who hasn't laughed at a joke since you last got fucked in the ass yourself. I believe Lewis Black once described people without humor, they're called Terrorists. Are YOU a terrorist? Go live in a fuckin tent.

Fox: a place worse than a pimple in Satan's ass

2009-03-30T13:41:00.000-07:00

I am absolutely appalled by Fox.

Now, we're all used to Fox putting on a plethora of shitty shows. Family guy has made this abundantly clear, but for the fun of it, I'm going to Google "failed Fox shows" to see what comes up.

Direct quote will have to do, I guess.. "Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, The Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Luis, and Greg the Bunny."

So Fox obvously really knows what they're doing.

Anyway, what gets me is Fox's latest line of shit.

It's a "dating show for the rest of us" called "More to Love."

Mike Darnell, Fox's President of the Alternative (fucking brilliant job title) decided that he's tired of seeing beautiful people, "skinny mini's" and handsome guys on television. We need to see normal (fat) people on TV!

Why? So people can relate to what they're seeing. Because "normal people deserve to find love too."

Here's his direct quote: "For six years it's been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that's not what the dating world looks like. Why don't real women -- the women who watch these shows, for the most part -- have a chance to find love too?"

Now, Darnell is teaming up with Mike Fleiss, producer for the ABC show, "The Bachelor."

Here's the logic behind their thought process:
Fleiss:"The Bachelor is a popular show."
Darnell: "Hey, you know what? So is 'The Biggest Loser.'"
Fleiss: "What if we combined the two? Everyone loves fat people! Just look at how well accepted they are in today's media! Everyone loves Jessica Simpson now that shes curvy! And they don't bother her about it at all!!!!"
Darnell: "Let's do a fucking DATING SHOW. Everyone will love that!"
Fleiss: "Great idea! Let's go have unprotected sex and suck the dicks of the assholes who stupidly gave us these jobs!"

And so "More to Love" was born.

Now, another dating show isn't really a bad idea, the public unfortunately eats this shit up, but my quarrel is with the concept of this show. First of all, it is implying that everyone is overweight. It specifies slightly overweight people and refers to them as average Americans. Okay, I will admit it. There is a certain truth to this, we are a country with a weight problem and an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. But the way they are portraying it is fucking despicable.

And the title, "More to Love." That's how people jokingly say they feel overweight. That is truly fucked up. So, America, Fox thinks you're all fat fucks.

I mean seriously. People watch these godawful shows because the antics are funny. Let's look particularly at VH1's dating shows. People watch it because they like seeing hot skanks act like bitches and whore. Very few people actually care about who Brett Michaels will fuck regularly at the end of the season. By the way, the answer is all of them. None of the girls actually leave the house.

As horrible as it is to say, I can't possibly imagine what these people are going to do on this show. All the other dating shows have something physical. Now, Fleiss and Darnell have made it clear they want people who are slightly overweight. What goes with being overweight? Being out of shape.

So really, the show has two angles. Exploit the assumed laziness these people have, or make them do strenuous activities that they very well might not be able to do, which only will humiliate these poor people.

"Contestants will do the sort of activities seen on "Bachelor," but producers suspect Jacuzzi or massage dates will take on a different perspective." To me, this suggests that they will NOT be doing Jacuzzi or massage dates. Or that it will be made some sort of joke.

They talk about "make over sessions" but try to claim that focus will not be on physical improvement.

So...the shows going to be a bunch of socially awkward people standing around? Wonderful! They mention twists (guest spot by M. Night Shyamalan?) as well. I don't even want to think of what cruel ideas they have in mind.

The producers are trying to claim that they want to prove that you can be lovable no matter what size you are. And I think that's bullshit. Not the claim itself, but the fact that they are trying to make the claim. If you want to show that you can look good no matter what size you are, look at "How To Look Good Naked." That's a show (on Bravo I believe) which takes overweight/ shapely women, gives them a make over that brings out their positive features and makes them feel really pretty, and then helps them get over their lack of self esteem by actually having them pose nude and showing them that although they are not the "American ideal" they can still be beautiful. And they were right and this was a damn good way of going about it.

I am usually fine with anything any network throws on the air but this is truly, truly repulsive. You two are fucking sick idiots. I refuse to believe you two think this will make good television and that you think this will be received positively. You assholes are merely trying to expliot people again and are only furthering the idea that in America you have to be skinny. Because when this show tanks, and mark my words, it will tank, people will only be reinforced with the idea that it is not okay to look like anything other than a stick.

I'm honestly so baffled by this concept I can't even think of what to write. This is a fucking terrible and offensive idea, and I suggest boycotting these assholes so they can never produce shit like this again.
Perhaps a more permanent "boycott..."

To Canada!

Reference: http://tv.yahoo.com/show/28908/news/urn:newsml:tv.reuters.com:20090330:us_fox__ER:28527

Author: Omega

Apathy.

2009-01-27T22:52:00.000-08:00

Why is there such apathy in this world today?

This is a question I've asked myself time and time again, however it usually yields a somewhat infrequent pertinence. This time I've figured it out; the reason I really have a fucking problem acknowledging others as competent, capable, free-thinking intellectuals in this rising generation.

The world was very different 70 years ago, when your grandparents were making something of themselves with more than just themselves. That generation was composed of Idealists. I place a heavy emphasis on grandparents because neither you or your parents fucking got it. You haven't got the joke your whole fucking life and now you scratch your head only to claim that its "too hard to understand." Give me a goddamn break. You're so fucking full of yourself that you honestly believe in cruising through life...being both ignorant of the problems your mom and dad created, and too stupid to fix them. Your parents were those responsible for the uncontrolled hyper growth of capitalism, expansionism and technology that evolved to rape and destroy everything the prior generation worked to achieve.

You remember that right? It was 30 years ago when the rapists and barbarians took control. Cold-blooded assholes who would stab their own mother just to get a shot at sucking the 2.5 inch corporate cock.

The earlier generations 70+ years ago understood what it meant to sacrifice. There is a very honorable quality to putting others first, or the common goal ahead of your own selfish desires. Crack open your history books, clear the dust away from their neglect, and familiarize yourself with the great World Wars. Familiarize yourself with Vietnam, and the Cold War. Familiarize yourself with all the great leaders of this world such as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and others who honestly believed in an intangible quality of life outside themselves that was worth forsaking what they felt they deserved. This "old world", these famous leaders whom we universally recognize as pivotal in our history were not superior to us, or "smarter" than us by any means. These people simply saw the bullshit in the world and decided to work against it, bleed for it, and to die for it. Although there was a vast majority of people who did dream of a brighter day, there was constant opposition by ignorant, closed-minded motherfuckers as well, and unfortunately, their mark was made with the larger footprint.

Everywhere I look, mankind is regressing. Society has learned nothing from their predecessors at all and it gives me to the right to shit on them. People believe that it's all about them; that they are entitled to receive the coveted "golden opportunity" because that's the ideal virtue of any human being. Not so. One must earn the right to golden opportunity or at least demonstrate an understanding of what its true meaning implies. Students going to school these days especially at universities have no concept of value. The general consensus is "my parents will pay for it", or "I'll get a job through mom and dad". I would go so far as to say that most people have absolutely no idea how to budget or even file their own taxes, or furthermore even write their own papers in APA format without special software.

There are people out there in this world who torture themselves daily, stress themselves in order to at least create the illusion that they're making a difference even when its very likely they will not. It isn't their intention to be masochistic, its just the outcome of a sadistic society. The average workforce can't see beyond tomorrow. Why you ask? Probably because those lazy, self-righteous, greedy, cock-sucking, good for nothing, piece of shit, ever-whining, tired, spoon-fed, spoiled ungrateful cum-soaked dumpster-sluts are the ones with the connections. Neither the honest or the diligent will ever receive the recognition they deserve because they are so overshadowed by what is repulsive in this miserable existence we call a life. If this shocks you, it's already too late... you've been taking it in the ass so long, there's room for everyone to fuck you.

This is why I pray for Armageddon, the reason sometimes I just don't want to live anymore. I can't comprehend a shittier existence, but we're about to see it. So many people look to President Obama as if he's some sort of savior. Please. While he may have the qualities of a good leader (and it is my hope he will live up to our expectations) , you cannot expect him to fix these problems for you. This is not an excuse for idle behavior. Get your fucking head out of your ass and start re-embracing a path you can leave to your children.

Author(s): Kai, Omega

Nintendo FTL

2009-01-13T20:27:00.000-08:00

Really, Nintendo? Really? First you make a system whose technology gets generally boring to the general public in about five minutes. Then, you tell a little girl she’s fat. Like the female youth of this country doesn’t already have enough problems/ shit to worry about (what with how sexualized and materialistic our world has become, disgustingly even as young as nine or ten). Now you have to try and take all the fun out of gaming itself?
For those of you unaware, Nintendo plans to basically put a visual walk through in all of their games. I personally think this is a fucking terrible idea. Okay, I’ll give them credit. It’s useful for novices. “I can’t pass this motherfucking DRAGON,” followed by throwing the Wii-mote into the television, knocking it off its stand, breaking the T.V., crushing the cat, and causing the wires attached to the Wii to fling the Wii across the room and smashing you in the face, breaking your nose. About one month, some grief, a grand, and a new kitten later, you’re ready to play the game again.
But here’s the issue: this is only good for novices. No one else will need it, it’s a waste of money. And we all know a n00b. If they beat a game, they’ll be like “Oh yeah, bitch! I beat this game on easy! I’m soooo0o0ooo000o fucking good!!!11one. I’m going to go masturbate to videos of LOLcats!” This new technology will allow n00bs to beat games in a day or so, since to my understanding, people can skip “hard areas,” i.e. the whole fucking game.
It also features a small window which shows you what to do. Now, the first thing I think of with an idea like this is RPGs. This will fail MISERABLY with an RPG. Most RPG’s have so many options on where you can go. Sure, I guess the story line is more or less the same, but the amount of customization you can do is limitless. Let’s pretend for a moment that they do manage to do a video tutorial. What if you level slower than the video? What if the video shows skills you don’t have? Or what if it’s like Final Fantasy and you don’t have to use everyone. Say you ignored a character, and that character is key to the video they show. Then the video’s more useless than the McCain Presidential campaign. The only way this could POSSIBLY work in a RPG would be to have an additional disc, which would import all your game progress and be able to compile a video based on that information. But that would be INCREDIBLY slow, and would really defeat the point of a video assistance guide, seeing as you’d need to stop the game and take out the disc.
In my opinion, this takes all the fun out of gaming. If you get stuck, that’s the fucking challenge. If games were too easy, they’d never sell. It would be boring. And that’s what the Wii is going to be, more boring. Fuck, didn’t imagine that was even possible. It’s rather stupid on Nintendo’s part. They have this sensor technology, I’ll admit it’s still fairly cool, even if, as far as I’ve seen, it’s hardly ever used. Basically the only games that truly take advantage of them have the word “Wii” in the title. Or, if not, it’s pretty much a failure when the Wii-mote is used, cough Mario Kart Wii cough. But really, who would want this? It removes all pleasure out of gaming. Just knowing that option is there is just…ridiculous.
I don’t know about you, but I have no desire to deal with fucking n00bs, and I enjoy the challenge of a game unless it’s something utterly ridiculous like Shinobi (who remembers that game?). Having to figure it out is PART OF THE GAME. That’s what makes gaming gaming. If I want something I can beat in a day, I’ll play Halo.
And what about bonus shit? Like the hidden packages or gems or whatever it may be. Side missions and so forth. Will that be included? Because if so, there will never be a point to a hidden/secret/earned-for-g

etting-100% ending again. People will just have the game do it for them. Granted, a lot of us probably do look up some of that, but personally, I only do it if I’m absolutely stumped and have spent some good time on it. And even then, I only look up how to find the location (if it’s a mission). I get joy out of doing something on my own. As do most gamers. That’s why when we want to beat a game, we sit down and do it ourselves, we don’t kidnap our little brother and make him do it while we go drink a can of Coke.
This idea is the worst one Nintendo has had since the Nintendo DS. It has the potential to ruin gaming for so many people. And if Nintendo does do this, what’s to stop it from infecting the other systems? I know it’s a patent right now, but I’m sure that’s not going to stop Microsoft and Sony from trying to buy rights when ever post-menopausal mother and twelve year old kid starts buying lots of video games since it no longer matters how shitty they are at the game. It spreads as follows: the Wii loses even more appeal because it just becomes boring and games get shitty because developers aren’t going to bother to make them good if people can just fly through them; gaming message boards get inundated with n00bs talking about how much they rock; the internet slowly dies; Microsoft and Sony eventually get their hands on the patent; n00bs from all systems start inundating all message boards with bad LOLcat photos, redundant and shitty demotivational posters, and more talk about how they can kick Chuck Norris’ ass; everyone but n00bs just move on with their lives, because everyone just gets tired of the bullshit; WoW goes under; the n00bs commit suicide because they have no one to talk to (the one good thing about all this); the internet dies; the world ends in a fiery blaze of hellfire and AstroGlide.
So yeah, Nintendo. Do your part to stop the end of the world, drop this patent. Thanks.

Source: http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/nintendo-planning-friendlier-approach-to-game-difficulty/1278610

Author: Omega

Closet Nazis

2008-12-18T11:34:00.000-08:00

I've accepted the fact that people are really god damn stupid in society. I've accepted the fact that people in general will do anything to get their name on the news. However, I am not willing to accept people such as Mr. Campbell who try to resurrect the genocidal legacy of the worst human being of the modern era, Adolf Hitler. If you need a lesson on who this syphilis infected shitbag cockwhore is, please proceed to your nearest subway station and throw yourself on the rails.

This story making the news is a disgrace to mankind. Mr. Campbell, I understand that you're desperate for attention and I also understand that you labeled your child in such a way that jeopardizes the innocence of all young children. This will not suffice. Your negligence and misplaced sense of respect for human life will endlessly be the damnation of your family. Being "related" to a member of the S.S. is no reason to remind the world of the atrocities they committed. If you had named your child Adolf Campbell, you would have been criticized and persecuted, but nothing like what your family is about to experience.

You named your child Adolf Hitler Campbell.

What's worse is you named your daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
Next, and even more damnable offense, they named their OTHER daughter Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, in memory of Heinrich Himmler.
I'm not even going to comment. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HIMMLER DID!!?!?!??! Himmler was named the GREATEST MASS MURDERER OF ALL TIME! Fuck Hitler, fuck Himmler, and fuck you.
Heath says "“Yeah, they (Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that..." while he has the Swastika posted in many places throughout his home. You may live in ignorance Mr. Campbell, but your children will not. They will have the hatred of the human race imprinted into their minds, and will be branded by the rest of the world as the children with no souls. I do not sympathize for your family when I say that your legacy will end. No soul on earth would EVER name one child after these terrible people, let alone three children with direct reference to a closet Nazi's secret agenda.

I recently heard that many bakeries have denied your request for your children's birthday cakes. Good. These names should only appear on Satan's toilet paper. Not only does this jackass want these names on cakes, but they tried to get swasticas. Motherfucking SWASTICAS. Based on how these parents have been presented on the news, I sincerely doubt they know what a swastica represented before the Nazi's raped its meaning. Only furthers how horribly ignorant these assholes are.

I hope they never become stupid enough to cater to the requests of a mindless nut job whose only goal is to exploit the innocence of children in order to resurrect a legacy that the world hates enough to kill with extreme prejudice and not an ounce of guilt. Oh wait a moment, Wal Mart actually DID make a cake, no surprise there you ignorant, inbred, racist community of souless motherfuckers. Remember this the next time you go into Wal Mart to buy your ironically over-censored music and shitty outsourced merchandise.

Hate crimes, terrorism, murder, and persecution run rampant in our world just based on the fact that some either "belong" to a chosen belief or ideal (faith, religion) and others are actually blood-related to a "hated" individual by society. How the fuck do you think people will react when your children actually possess the NAME of these people? That these people actually exist, living in same world as those who survived the Holocaust.

I have no pity for you, fuck you. You try to claim that you want to give your children names no one has. So why choose the most diabolical names in history? You might as well name your son "Shitsack." People are going to see him the same way regardless. You, sir, are a fucking idiot. I can almost entertain the idea of wanting a unique name for your child. That's reasonable. But to pick the names of the most hated people in history shows just how bigoted you are. Shit, just make something up. Don't go perpetuating hate around the world that we are diligently trying to get past.

The supreme court really needs to step in and force these idiots to change the names of these kids. They've done it before with ridiculously long, absurd, or offensive names. I believe this falls under the category of the latter. Something needs to be done, it's just...so idiotic that people like this exist and breed. It's just plain rude and ignorant.

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Author: Kai, Omega

Whore us like the angry skanks we are.

2008-12-09T00:36:00.000-08:00

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Untitled.

2008-12-08T00:02:00.000-08:00

Is it something in the water or simply the unchecked ramifications stemming from generations of inbreeding idiots. Somewhere down the line those bad genes are reunited with their original bloodline, like a fat fuck finds ice cream trucks. People have become so obsessed with the lives of celebrities that they might rather follow the latest Brazillian wax job of some gun-happy child molester rather than the outcome of our fucked up stock markets, the latter being obviously the more relevant factor. Okay seriously, why the fuck is that news? You'll see a headline in a week "BRITNEY FLASHED HER VAG AGAIN!! LYKE OH-EM-GEE SHES SO OUT OF CONTROL" oh by the way, President-Elect Obama was gunned down today while buying a pack of smokes, but HOLY SHIT! WE HAVE A PICTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN KISSING HER GIRLFRIEND! WHILE SHOWING HER VAGINA!!!"

And people care more about this shit more than anything else. They actually care about the personal lives of celebrities. Why is beyond me. It's the PERSONAL life. Some people say that we have the "right" to know because they're celebrities. Fuck that. First of all, I don't care. It's none of my goddamn business. And fine, let's use YOUR logic. So the next time you catch me in the bushes, masturbating while I watch you shower, you can't call the cops. I care about what goes on in your life, so it's my "right" to masturbate while I watch you shower.

There is a site on the Internet which contains more filth than persiankitty.com, more addicting than myspace (that's where all the emo's are) and more repulsive than Andy Dick at an upscale nightclub. This is a hub for more concentrated evil than a catholic priest's personal bathroom. Of course I am talking about the Daily Fill. Their slogan is "get yours" indicating that I am, by entering this site, going to obtain "my fill" of this source. Well news flash you catmongering dogwhores, I had my fill within ten seconds of looking at your dolled up, crack-addicted celebrities. If I wanted to see that I'd google search the photos of Amy Winehouse. Any website that attempts to glorify, or sustain the fame of failed, eyesore celebrities immediately loses all credibility and further indicates to both myself and most of the free world that there indeed are people who hate themselves more than we do. The current top story on this site regards who is the next "Teen TV Bad Girl". You've got to be fucking shitting me. THAT is the most important news? Id rather swallow the stuff under the sink than even attempt to digest the utter bullshit "news" you're throwing out there. How the fuck can you create a believable "Bad Girl" on Teen TV, when those "bad girls" cant even fucking vote let alone drive a fucking car after midnight, or get into a club, drink, and get anally raped in order to fulfill the criteria to become initiated as the next Paris Hilton. In a realm where the main concern is growing a pair of tits and somehow "fitting in" at school, somewhere along the line it becomes important to have Hollywood transform you into a chain-smoking, drug addicted hooker because that's what gets people off. How far have we fallen that this is the kind of entertainment that prevails in society? Sounds like the makings of a prostitution ring to me. I believe that the very porn industry is being outsourced to children, and you cocksucker legislators try to act surprised when a teenager turns up on the news in the midst of a sex scandal. Daily Fill is the kind of site that probably funds this horseshit propaganda.

They also make Paris Hilton look innocent by claiming that she deserves a talk show in order to be recognized by other, legitimate celebrities. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING! The reason you're not recognized by other celebrities is because they dont give a shit about your fucking stage-presence. Go start your own donkey show and when your donkey leaves you for Lilly Allen, then maybe you'll crawl back to that bathtub where you were conceived, to wither and die like the failed abortion you are. You are living proof of spoiled, egotistical, self-centered gluttony that knows no bounds.

This shit isn't even relevant. Ask the average person who pays attention about gossip from two months ago. They won't remember. Why people care is just BAFFLING! I can understand the extent of wanting to be in high fashion or some bullshit...but that's honestly it. get a fucking life or go jump in front of a truck you stupid turd.

Authors: Kai, Omega

You fucking Walmart Shoppers

2008-11-28T23:56:00.000-08:00

This article speaks for itself, taken from CNN

"In the first, a temporary Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death in a rush of thousands of early morning shoppers as he and other employees attempted to unlock the doors of a Long Island, New York, store at 5 a.m., police said.

In the second, unrelated incident, two men were shot dead in a Toys "R" Us in Palm Desert, California, after they argued in the store, police said.

The toy company and authorities said the California shootings had nothing to do with shopping on Black Friday, which is historically one of the year's busiest shopping days.

The Wal-Mart worker, whom authorities did not identify, was 34 and lived in Queens, said Nassau County police Detective Lt. Michael Fleming.

"This was utter chaos as these men tried to open the door this morning," Fleming said. Watch police describe the 'utter chaos' »

Video showed as many as a dozen people knocked to the floor in the stampede of people trying to get into the Wal-Mart store, Fleming said.

The employee was "stepped on by hundreds of people" as other workers attempted to fight their way through the crowd, Fleming said.

"Several minutes" passed before others were able to clear space around the man and attempt to render aid. Police arrived, and "as they were giving first aid, those police officers were also jostled and pushed," he said.

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"Shoppers ... were on a full-out run into the store," he said.

The crowd had begun forming outside the store by 9 p.m. Thursday, Fleming said. By 5 a.m. Friday, when the doors were unlocked, there were 2,000 or so shoppers, many of whom "surged forward," breaking the doors, he said.

The man was taken by ambulance to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Others in the crowd sustained minor injuries such as sprained ankles, Fleming said.

A 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital, but "the baby is going to be OK," Fleming said. She was to be released later in the day, he said.

The California shootings occurred about 11:30 a.m. (2:30 p.m. ET), authorities said.

By the time police arrived, two men were dead from gunshot wounds, Riverside County sheriff's Sgt. Dennis Gutierrez said. He said authorities are not seeking any other suspects.

Gutierrez said that the men did not appear to be store employees and that the dispute appeared unrelated to shopping.

"There was a confrontation inside of the store. But over a toy? I don't think that is accurate," he said.

Two handguns were found near the men's bodies, Gutierrez said.

In a written statement, Toys "R" Us spokeswoman Kathleen Waugh said the shooting appeared unrelated to the heavy shopping day.

"Our understanding is that this act seems to have been the result of a personal dispute between the individuals involved," she said.

She said company officials were "outraged" by the shooting and were working with authorities to find out what happened.

Gutierrez said no one else in the store was injured. Gutierrez said no one else in the store was injured. The store remained closed Friday afternoon but was expected to open as usual Saturday. Watch police confirm two people dead at a Toys 'R' Us store »

He said authorities would not release the men's names until their families have been notified.

Daniel Watson said he was at home with his children when his wife called from the Toys "R" Us store, where she and her mother were shopping.

"All I could hear was gunshots in the back," he said. "She said, 'They're in here shooting.' I told her to run and hide, stay down and hide."

He said his wife did just that, ducking under a clothes rack until the threat was over. Watson said neither woman was hurt.

Asked about the possibility of criminal charges in the Wal-Mart death, Fleming said he would not rule it out but noted that charges would be "very difficult," as it would be "almost impossible" to identify people in the crowd from the video, and those in the front of the crowd were pushed by those behind them.

Hundreds of people may have lined up in an orderly fashion but got caught up in the rush, he said.

Wal-Mart spokesman Kelly Cheeseman issued a statement saying, "We are saddened to report that a gentleman who was working for a temporary agency on our behalf died at the store and a few other customers were injured. Our thoughts and prayers are with their families at this difficult time."

The company is investigating the incident, the statement said.

Officers patrolling the shopping center overnight had had concerns about the size of the crowd, Fleming said, and had tried to get those in line better organized. Wal-Mart security officers were also present overnight, but he said he did not know how many.

"I don't know what it's worth to Wal-Mart or to any of these stores that run these sales events," Fleming said, "but it has become common knowledge that large crowds do gather on the Friday after Thanksgiving in response to these sales and in an effort to do their holiday shopping at the cheapest prices.

"I think it is incumbent upon the commercial establishments to recognize that this has the potential to occur at any store. Today, it happened to be Wal-Mart. It could have been any other store where hundreds and hundreds of people gather."

Asked whether the security had been adequate, Fleming said, "In light of the outcome, in hindsight, the answer is obviously no. ... This crowd was out of control."

Black Friday

2008-11-27T22:46:00.000-08:00

Black Friday is definied at Urbandictionary.com as the following:

"The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox or Wii?"

You may recognize this bullshit corporation "holiday" from the incessant amount of advertising you see during the thanksgiving week, or by the lines of douchebag customers lining up to buy the cheap ass shit for their family members Christmas or Hanukkah gifts. People buy these piece of shit items because they feel that their family members don't need anything nice for the holidays so they get them the shittiest off-brand stuff you can find without gouging out the eyes of an already-blind stranger that just-so happens to reach for the same item. You know, shit that nobody in their right mind would ever buy normally. This is the greatest clusterfuck of the year. Just when everybody gets all boozed up and full from Thanksgiving dinner, they run out immediately to the local store and stand in line for the next 12 hours just to make sure they get their $99 GPS unit or their $249 computer bundle.

Then when the doors open, customers busted through the entrance like Peter North finishing a video shoot. There would have been more people rushing in, but an Asian was driving and took out half the crowd. After that randsride he parked over the curb and in three handicapped spots. Don't ask me how, Asian behaviors still continue to baffle experts. He then proceeded buy all the DVD players the Jews wouldn't so he could sell some on ebay and return the rest at full price. They want that $29 no-name DVD player so bad that they'll let John Wayne Gacy babysit and pay him with a shovel.

The above clip was composed with surveillance from a Walmart store.

In contrast though, Black Friday doesn't attract many Orthodox Jews. They get interested and then they think. "Oy Gavalt! This DVD player is only $8.99! But hey, why buy it? The VHS still works fine, you know?" Black Friday also doesn't attract Catholics because according to THEIR faith, if any person snaps at them there is fear the offending party may take on other forms...such as a demonic clowns who don't rape children.

But no matter what kind of customers Black Friday lures, they are all complete assholes whose greed exceeds that of Ghengis Khan.
You could be 20 feet away from any register lane and some prick will scream at you like your mother after she checked the browser history of the family computer and discovered all the porn you tried to find. Only it didn't stop there, cause you installed some application that promises free porn because you're a kid and don't know you're a fucking dumbass. Then you cant disconnect from your dialup connection and have to unplug the computer, thus causing your parents to fix the computer and bust your balls for the porn hunt (which in turn required you to turn to porn yet again, because they bust your balls in the first place leaving your genitals far weaker and therefore useless).

In short, Black Friday is a tribute to all who lack the cranial capacity to act with reason or plan ahead. There really isn't anything further that needs to be said on this matter. If you line up in front of a store the day before or even during the night, let alone camp out while waiting for the doors to open;

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Authors: Kai, Omega

"Dumb it down": a statement everyone can live they're life by

2008-11-16T21:54:00.000-08:00

If people spoke the way they write online (and they do) then how the fuck can we understand each other? Its a growing trend to be orally lazy, and I say orally lazy because if they shoved a cock in their mouth they'd be doing something right for once. There is no excuse for this. People can't even speak English let alone write it. Everyone knows the schools are failing, that even Colleges and Universities now becoming both demoralized and unstructured. Educational Institutions are becoming expensive day-care centers and it doesn't take an idiot to see that the graduating classes now are far dumber than any previous graduating classes. There have been girls in AP English classes that have to seriously ask if new and blue rhyme. NO ONE seems to know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" and then they'll try to use a different form, in an attempt to look intelligent but its the WRONG FORM. You see shit like this in a college level English class. That's right America, with each graduating class, you see a nice little drop in IQ. And in five years, we'll see a nice big increase of girls on the street because their fathers will have finally smartened up and just stopped trying. But hey, at least our high schools and colleges will have given these girls all the experience they need to excel at their new profession.

Most countries in Europe actually VALUE an education and use that education. People don't spend $20k per year for six years just to join their parents' practices. Institutions won't teach you how to manage money or be professional, instead they will quiz you on material just as before only to finally pass you off ultimately into the intellectual minefield you call post-graduate life. If you seek a real professional lifestyle, you have to pay even more for a Masters or Doctorate degree. Only then will you truly get into the "meat" of the subject you wish to study. These four year degrees are so generically bogged down with useless required courses that by the time you graduate you realize how unqualified you are for anything. A B.A. degree means dick in this world now, just like a Masters degree will mean shit in another ten to twenty years. It's just the country forcing you to spend more money because the assholes in charge can't comprehend the meaning of the word "Budget". For the baby-boomer generation a college degree was all you needed to become successful with hard work and determination, well fuck that. Nearly every decent job that exists today currently requires either a B.A. WITH a few years of work experience OR a M.A. degree. If you can get past the hurdle of educational qualifications, then you can get excited about all of the licensing fees and legal obligations you must follow to even compete with the competition you now face. However, I digress.

The most significant issue is the English language because quite frankly, if you can't communicate or write a resume, you're fucked. People are becoming more and more unaware of the existence of Consonants and Pronouns. Jargon becomes words, and words become abbreviated...hell even abbreviations become abbreviated. How fucking lazy are you, America. The general public simply can't understand simple terminology, and by "simple" I mean words with three or more syllables. I guess that's why Obama won by such a large margin; "change" has less syllables than "my friends".
You can point your finger at Ebonics for single-handed destruction of the English language in the rising generation. A generation that looks to mainstream rap (that glorifies sex, drugs, clubbing and being a generally uneducated waste of sexually-infected space) as if it's fucking revelation. On the other hand, shit like hardcore rap, real rap, non mainstream rap, shit that raps about REAL shit, not the stupid mainstream bullshit is GOOD RAP.Good Rap is the rap people should be listening to. If they heard songs about how hard it is to grow up in a bad area and how much it sucked to not be given a chance to have an education, maybe they'd have the sense to be like "Wow. I can really relate to that. I should actually try in school, that way I can work my way out of here

The only reason the language is sliding is because it's treated as culture and that is the ONLY excuse for it's continued existence. This lazy culture is the same that inspires people to wear their pants around their ankles as if their limited dick space was compromised. You walk around holding your dick like its one argument away from divorcing you. It makes me laugh how some of us complain about our social image and yet they walk around like drones completely unaware that belts exist. Even the whorish style that many women choose includes belts, and that style includes belts so that their hands are free to suck a cock.

Authors: Kai, Omega

Box of Rocks

2008-11-14T21:52:00.000-08:00

If there's something more infuriating than training a new employee, its training an idiot. If you can't tell that someone totally pissed AND took a shit in your cereal that morning you can undoubtedly expect you're going to be served the same fucking mess day in and day out until one of you kills the other. Fortunately at my job I'm not the poor chode that has to teach the ignoramus the difference between this or that. I do however feel sorry for a friend of mine; she happens to be a very gifted individual stuck with a dumbass. I think it's something in the water honestly since it appears to only be affecting adolescents and teenagers...fucking teenagers. It's like a snowball effect: first the problem isnt so large, and you tend to ignore the issue, but then it slowly builds (like anger, alcoholism, or necrophelia) and becomes more of a pain in the ass than your proctologist doing a violent colonoscapy.

I can't begin to decribe what's wrong with this chick. First off, she's given a techie shirt (because apparently one of our dumbass bosses was all Lenny Kravitz-like and decided he'd rather save ten bucks and not order the proper shirt for a NEW HIRE, hes cheap as a Jew during Christmas but hes black so hes worse). So she's given one of the highest ranking staff shirts as a trainee for starters, then she goes to work in PRINT CENTER. I knew it would go downhill from here on out. So she makes the rest of us IT personnel look like we're completely incompetent by example to boot, ESPECIALLY when people ask her questions... dear fuck!

Then my friend who shall remain anyonymous, asks her to total up a particular print order and she couldn't add or carry the one in a timely fashion. So my friend starts off by asking her how many times 250 goes into a thousand, only to result in the newbie grabbing a calculator. If THAT sounds fuckin bad, wait till you hear that she STILL got it wrong. This is someone that my operations boss decided to leave in the printing department (without double coverage), alone to learn the job on her own.

There should be no further questions OR disputes as to why euthenasia and controlled breeding should be laws. People like her make those of us who should breed want a vascectamy. She sort of person that voted for balack pajama and gives it depth and content. She puts more effort into her hairstyle and nails than her command of the "In-Gish" language or say doing what she's paid to do or even use what little of her brain remains. Not only can she not do math that a 1st grader could do, she couldnt tell the difference between a cat and a toaster. Since she cant tell the difference, she just stuffs her face with whatever's in front of her. She probably believes that a big mac with extra mayonaise is healthy food.

She was probably tricked into sucking cock when she was 4, and will probably wind up with three dozen kids on welfare because she's too stupid to hold a job.

Needless to say I avoided that end of the building for the remainder of the night much like a rich person dodges Jehovah's Witnesses, without the concealed firearm of course. Today she couldn't ring up one of her customers, probably because the register looked like a fucking atomic bomb and I wish to God it was cause MY life would be spared. I'd rather teach Calculus to a goat.

The HORRORS!!!

2008-11-13T21:12:00.000-08:00

Its a damn shame that "normal" people have to suffer from the ignorance and arrogance of fucking stupid people. and by "normal" people, I mean women. Women more specifically with a sense of decency and the kind of common sense that stops you from shoving your dick into a power outlet or a cactus up your ass. The fucking-stupid people that I am referring to today, are the poor hideously unattractive women who force themselves on unsuspecting people while pretending they're God's gift to men.

It's like that time when you're at the club and some 300 lb. earthquake smothers you on her body. While you pray to God for an oxygen tank during your stay in the pits of Mordor, you struggle violently like an epileptic in a hot tub watching anime. Now, THAT's a violent struggle!

Seriously think about this. These women...things if you will, always wear nasty low cut shirts that show more stomach than tit. What tit they DO show, is more man-boob than anything else.
And the smoking, what the hell? Sure, some strange, kinky people might find that attractive. But sorry, my dick's normal. Which is why you're not getting anywhere near it to begin with. But really? Do you smoke to be hot? Because the only hot thing is the cigarette, and that only lasts a couple minutes. Which is more than we can say about your decades-neglected cooch. Do you smoke to lose weight? 'Oh look at me! I lost 150 pounds!' 'Really? How much do you smoke? A pack a day? Maybe it should be 100. Then you'll either lose enough weight so that you're bearable to look at or maybe you'll get cancer. Then when you don't come in the club, they can let in the 6 people your space used to take.

At the end of the night, they invite themselves to go home with you. Sorry bitch, the maximum capacity in my car is 5 people, and I'm pretty sure the manual isn't lying to me. On the other hand sometimes you have to bite down hard and take one for the team. Like that one time when orca had a hot friend; you had to be a good wingman and take the fat chick home. Then you took her clothes and threw them out the window at 36 miles an hour (that's as fast as you could go with the air conditioner off) so she had to run naked in front of your roomates, thus relieving you of all embarassment.

Everyone wants to be Somebody

2008-11-12T13:17:00.000-08:00

I've been getting alot of event invites on Facebook these days for parties (myspace is even worse), university and club nights, etc. I've got to tell you it churns my stomach when some cocksucker thinks that just because he/she gets their hands on photoshop it makes them an artist. First of all, if you dont take classes or some formal education on technique and background you will never become as successful as a true artist. It's more than that though, it isnt all visuals its also the mindset... how you can read someone's thoughts and intents. It's how you interpret either your own or someone else's dreams. That is what makes a true artist. These assholes who design club flyers and promotion materials are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever seen. Im beginning to think these people are just stuck in their parents basement jerking off to pictures of internet models while throwing cheesy mainstream text on top of the picture they most frequently shot a load off.

If I'm going to go to club night or whatever the fuck college kids call it now, it wont be because of the fact that 65 percent of the surface area was a big fat ass. These designers have absolutely no idea what they're doing. You can easily tell a good graphic designer or artist from a bad one by how well they get their point across. College night, or club night posters do NOT make me want to go clubbing, they DO however make me want to stick my dick in the poster, get off, roll over and fall asleep. I guess I should be somewhat thankful, after all they save me gas money and time of my life regretted that I will never get back. Some of you still must learn the painful lesson that the formula of "asian girl + cheesy font + neon colors = successful slutfest" doesn't make you a good or talented artist, it makes you a whore and flags you as a date rape dealer.

Another funny thing about these wannabe artists is the fact that every web community has been ruined because of these people. Don't believe me? Check out www.deviantart.com thats probably the worst example. Even communities like Shadowness are going downhill fast. Elite art communities? Please save your shit for someone who can't tell the difference. These people don't know the first thing about being an artist and should have their "artwork" erased from public view. There are five ways to spot a dying community:

1. Users posting work built off of a webcam photo of themselves or someone else.
That's not art, thats fucking sloth. Its one of the worst deadly sins. Kill yourself.
2. The rabid posting of poorly drawn anime characters and doodles.
All artists are NOT created equal, thats why the famous artwork that gets seen by the world is BETTER THAN YOURS.
3. Sites that allow anyone to become a member instantly lose credibility. A quality art community would either consist of submitting your artwork as universities, trade schools, and colleges require OR be available via invitation only.
4. Pictures of yourself holding the camera, are not art. That's vanity, another deadly sin. That is a cop out on artists everywhere. YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUCKING TRYING to hide the camera and reveal any artistic qualities.
5. Unfinished work is an eyesore. Nobody gives a damn about the half-shit design you posted because MTV came on and that's the more important than your "artwork".

Conservatives of '08 ...DO NOT READ

2008-10-29T20:46:00.000-07:00

Sarah Palin might be the biggest waste of body since Anna Nicole Smith. This bitch needs to kick the fucking bucket. I dont know whether I'm more outraged by her religious propaganda, her ignorant, self-righteous views or the fact that she will most likely run this country if shit happens... and it always does. Seriously, the United States is no place for a hypocritic whore who believes that anyone with half a brain and an IQ their shoe size can become president. She misquoted Madeleine Albright for fucks sake and thats just the beginning. Please bitch, we proved that with George Bush, we proved it again when people sat on their fucking thumbs and did nothing when he got "RE-ELECTED". Do you remember back in '00? How outraged the American people were? They threw bricks at Bush's motorcade going to the Inaug. Speech on Jan 20th. We had the right idea, but then people got lazy as fuckin apes and took it in the ass without lube harder than Jenna Jameson has EVER taken it. Allow me to open your eyes. You know that she is against better schools and education? If you don't believe me you might want to familiarize yourself with her stance on closing libraries, and cutting funding for schools. Just look at her voting record on that legislation! Familiarize yourself with her religious motives and propaganda. Look up the horror that is Joel's Army; a radical extremist group determined to eradicate non-christians. How about her support of the treasonous PNAC signatories who are McCain's closest advisors? All you people who bitch about Obama being linked to Ayers (and for fucks sake he ISN'T. Let it die already) these traitors and fucking tories alike are just masking the fact that their own party is hideously corrupted. People just think that they can shit all over Obama because he has Arab decendants. If I was walking down a fucking terminal at the airport visiting a friend in the United Arab Emerates for example, or more specifically Dubai, you'd better believe I'd get fucking labeled as a terrorist or at minimum a sympathizer.

Sarah Palin is an individual who will become greedy with power as Cheney did. Seriously what good can come of a hunting-fanatic VP. What could POSSIBLY happen... you tell me? Sarah Palin has absolutely no credentials that merit VP status. To all of you who think she came across intelligent during the VP debate let me remind you she had been TOLD what to say word for word by the highest-paid writers on the campaign. The republicans had to send her to a "debate camp" just to re-educate her on Speech 101 because lets face it the schools dont teach that shit in the first place. This was just to make sure she didnt come across like a total retard. The Sarah Palin we witnessed in an interview with Katie Couric was the REAL Sarah Palin as she is in reality. That is the Sarah Palin you will be electing. Sit back and evaluate your motives for voting. McCain MIGHT be qualified to become President of the United States, but he wouldn't be a very good choice, and if I had to choose between the two candidates running, I'd vote for the duo with experience and a sound plan thats carefully and well thought out to ensure the greatest hope of prosperity in this nation.

If the Republicans get into office this time I truly fear for the lives of my family, my loved ones, and my friends. I fear for the lives of every American Citizen who struggles to pay their bills, to take care of their children, and to save for what should have been a rewarding life. Nobody should have to save just to be poor. American citizens have the ability to truly turn the tides in this country. If you think I am ignorant, then heaven help you when they're kicking down your door in the name of Homeland Security and putting your ass in prison, stripped of every constitutional right while your family suffers from what should have been their right to be liberated and free. Conservative views do not suddenly change within a few years, and you are a fucking fool to think they might. John McCain might be the best choice the Republicans have had in decades, but it is too little too late. You must think I'm fucking stupid if I'll vote for a short life-span especially since the stakes would be the defaulting of a religiously intolerant, culturally inexperienced morally void cunt who will single handedly destroy the country as we know it.

The only reason Sarah Palin is not in the adult industry is because the economy has never nor will ever profit in any way from Eskimo Porn. Go the fuck home, take care of your hussy daughter and let the republicans learn from so many years of failed mistakes and ultimately grow some fucking balls for once.

You can fact check, validate, review, or investigate anything in my blog if you want to attempt to discredit me. You will fail miserably since I used fact check and many other proven resources to support MY information. Use your fucking head and WAKE UP!!! Do not blindly go into the booth next Tuesday, knowledge most certainly IS power. Wield that power, America. Your blood paid for it.

Gripe

2008-10-15T15:40:00.000-07:00

This election is becoming funnier by the hour. You know things are going down the shitter when comics don't even have to write their own shit and can pull it straight from the news. Sarah Palin is practically McBush Jr. and Mccain is a hotheaded liar whose only ammunition is the fact he's a self-proclaimed "Maverick". Obama on the other hand is a well-organized politician who is calm, level-headed and responsible who has ties with radical organizations and possible terrorist factions. So, how do we decide who is the better candidate worthy of the presidency in this great nation?

Put them both in a room and lock the door. Let out the one who lives.

Seriously how else could we decide? None, well, very few of us hear from the candidates in person and that leaves the rest of us to hang on to what we are spoon fed from News networks. I suppose what bothers me most is that everything is propaganda on the news. Both the positive and negative claims against either opponent are usually false to some degree. It is all an elaborate scheme in order to destroy the other opponent based on a given politial party. Some candidates practically accept intentionally false information in order to set up a larger type of attack without the public being any the wiser. Take what you will from 9/11. Was it really a terrorist attack initiated by the Taliban... or was it a conspiracy based on Bush allowing them to attack the country in order to then gain the support of ignorant americans to charge into a war? Sometimes you have to read underneath the underneath.

If in fact this is a larger scale plot in order to swing the country to one side, its working. Many people knew that Bush would crash and burn his second year through his first term. Hell, we knew he was incompetent from before the first election. It wasnt hard for the democrats to start their momentum early, to gain some sort of insurmountable force to wipe the Republicans off the earth in a future election. That is happening as we speak. Obama has been in the spotlight recently but he has been planning, oh so carefully planning since as early as Bush's Inauguration Day. People are so sick of the last 8 years that anything looks appealing...much like the land is appealing after a 20 hour flight to New Zealand from California, or water in the middle of the Sahara.

McCain is already doomed concerning the wise U.S. voters though. There's more holes in his campaign than Swiss Cheese at a firing range. For example... didn't McCain say that one of his favorite pasttimes was swimming? Last I heard you needed to move your arms to swim...how can a man swim when he cant lift his arms above his shoulders? How could McCain possibly say he's greater at dealing with foreign nations when he cant even remember the names of inquisitive young potential voters?

How can Obama say he proposes such lavish spending to help this economy and country grow into a greater nation and not explain where the money is coming from? How can he talk about being legit and fair to all Americans and help balance out the country when he is affiliated with ACORN?

Remember, the key is in the personality, the mindset and the conduct of the candidate. Even if a presidential candidate supports causes you dont, laws must still be passed through the legislative branch and justice must still pass through Judicial. People can intervene and make their opinions heard, but only if we do will the Candidate be truly impressive.

What are your thoughts on this matter? Sure it may seem unclear, at first. The solution is to vote for the lesser of two evils, when there are two evils present. Organization is key, and those who plan efficiently and follow through with concrete evidence were always the ones to succeed through history. Stratgey is key in war, and make no mistake this is a war. We can step up and fix it, but the American people NEED to stand tall. It should be pretty clear who it is, and the last 8 years are strong enough to inform you that it shouldnt take you more than a second to answer it.

The Adult Industry

2008-10-08T15:44:00.000-07:00

Never before in the history of the world have certain people declared with so much pride that they can shove something up their ass. Mind you that 200 years ago, the founders of this great nation delighted in shoving things up their ass. Makes you wonder if the declaration of independence made some unplanned visits. What I find most revolting is that now people cant seem to keep their fucking mouths shut about how wide their assholes are due to the fact they've been shoving christmas ornaments and toaster ovens... well, you get the picture.

There once was an age of decency... and that age just may have well been shoved up My ass. We've certainly seen the aftermath of the shitstains in society; people, things, objects, and the regression of the human race succombing to the Id or primal nature of the mind. But for how perverse it has made the world, the adult industry has undeniably kept predators and adolescents alike from harming innocent people. It has also ensured that fat ass crackwhores never see a human penis for the course of their natural lives (of course I sympathize with the males). It's kept women safe from many disease-infested ape-horny fucking machines that are roaming the earth in record numbers (sorry Colin Farrell, Michael Douglas, and Bill Clinton).

The Adult Industry has also protected many of us by keeping us in blind mystery amid a sense of carelessness about dumbfuck celebrities and there "would-be" sexuality. For example, nobody cares about the fact that Hillary Clinton has a Penis, or that Rosie O'Donnell is really two obese and genetically engineered asexual children posing as an adult. All this information while very informative is irrelevant, because all subject matter on this topic is being withheld from the public in order to assure us that the beauty of an innocent mind would be a terrible thing to waste.

While porn stars and adult film starlets are often praised for their "breakthrough performance" consisting of falling through a glass table and cutting themselves by accident is hilarious, it is imporant to realize that these people, although "little people", sheltered individuals or desperate uneducated motherfuckers. They have feelings too. I respect the fact that they are destroying themselves in order to save the world of drive-by-fucking's and money shots with the aim of Dick Cheney.

Whether you are for pornography or against it, you must at least respect that the people involved are dedicated to their work, and you have to respect them for that. You can mock them for their poor decisions and disasterous lifestyles consisting of broken booze bottles near the baby crib or their inability to say the word "no", however if they don't do it, who will?
Pornography is a necessary evil if you will. If these people didn't exist, you probably wouldnt be able to let your kids go out at night, or go out in public. Think about it, a world void of all things pornographic. Those of you who are married or have sex on a somewhat regular basis know how hard it is to refrain from it... it makes you want to kill a bitch (general term for a person, not women specifically). Multiply that instance... that impulse by the amount of people in the world, and there you have an idea of how far people are willing to go to satisfy their urges. Necessary evil indeed.

Violating Blogger's Terms of Use

2008-10-07T22:46:00.000-07:00

So earlier tonight I log in to check my blog and I find out that Blogger put a notice on my latest work of art. Apparently my way with words was fucking with their Qi. They wrote on my account with the following message or something resembling (they did delete it, after all);

"This blog has been locked and unpublished because it violates the terms of use of blogspot.com. If you believe this message has been posted in error, please request a blog review to have the account reviewed and unlocked."

I would never have thought my opinions would be deleted from the Internet of all places. Hell, even if you wanted to label blogspot as a diary...gay as that sounds, wouldn't you imagine that one could write anything, exempt from the threat of deletion or possibly an account ban? Thats a shame. Well, if theres a problem with me posting the content on blogger thats fine, ill just link it to a private server and host there.

you can click [==HERE==] to view my ethnically insensitive, hateful, racist, metally pornographic, mentally graphic depiction of metaphorically beating the fuck out of an ignorant waste-of-life customer.

The Idiot's Lament

2008-10-07T20:24:00.000-07:00

Okay, now I know people are fuckin stupid. Remember two weeks ago when the U.S. Government was talking of the 700 billion dollar rescue plan? It was by the good graces of the taxpayers of this country (us), that we decided to help certain industries stay afloat so we didnt get brutally and utterly fucked up the ass.

Fast forward to this week.
Okay, so the Government approved the $700 billion rescue package. Remember AIG? American Insurance General or whatever the fuck they call themselves. They were one of the companies that looked to Tyco and Enron and all those cocksuckers as idols in regards to how to conduct business. It was bad enough that we decided to bail out companies that single-handedly destroyed this nation's economy, but how did a company such as AIG react to the generosity of the taxpayers?
Well, I'll tell you how they showed their "gratitude".

The same week that the Government passed the $700 billion bill, AIG spent $400,000 on a company vacation. A "getaway" if you will. I believe that this kind of behavior should be executed on the spot.

No trial, no jury, no excuses. Just bring out the guillotine and light the torches.
We, the people are NOT paying for you goddamn assholes to get your dick rubbed. We are not paying for you to get your manicures, your massages, or your facials. This is pure greed, and you are worse than any terrorist.

Terrorists may be evil, unflinching, unsympathetic killers, but they are fighting for a cause. These people are doing the same fucking thing to OUR country, for themselves only. We just got raped, and we paid them to do it. There is a glimmer of hope though. Yesterday, the CEO of Fannie May was working out in a public gym, and someone came up behind him and beat him to a fucking pulp. The CEO was left unconscious on the floor of a public gym. This is what needs to happen. Drag these assholes out of their homes, and use excessive force. The people of France in the 1700's made this clear. Those who founded this country during the same era, revolted for a 2 or 3% tax increase. The people fought back and won. If people in this country, do not execute CEO's, boards and high ranking officials that are in charge of these decisions, we are declaring to the world that we are slaves, and we wish to be slaves. We are also declaring that we as a country are incompetent, that we are stupid, that we are lazy, and that we have lost our will be a world power. We have no right to talk about a war on terror, which is bullshit anyway. The terrorists have already won. They have bankrupted this country by pushing us to spend all our money on a pointless war, and now look where we have arrived.

We have to get the money back. Companies are getting filthy rich maniupulating debts and pushing the burden on the American people, and People are still not revolting and dragging people out in the streets! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF!?! An anonymous gym member physically beat the CEO of Fannie May unconscious yesterday...so why can't you turn around to your neighbor and say "no more". Why can't we, as a country declare "no more"? I'll tell you why... it's because we are pussies.

We are in a snowballing recession, which WILL BECOME A DEPRESSION.
THIS WILL BECOME A DEPRESSION!!!

I am ashamed to live in a country that is bending over and taking it anally. AIG spent 400k on instant gratification for its employees in ONE WEEKEND after the government bailed them out for their lousy ass decisions. These sons of bitches were spending money that doesn't exist, and wouldnt exist. The Federal government is now involved and heads will roll. The death count should start rising, but it won't. If we think anything of ourselves as patriotic U.S. citizens, we ought to be stoning our politicians to death.

Such Pain

2008-10-02T01:45:00.000-07:00

A good friend of mine has endured hell during his life. Lots of things in life that you and I take for granted, have had an opposite reaction on this person. Not only is his health ruined through no fault of his own, but a genetic disease which erodes his physical state and through which there is no known cure. He's so close to death yet he continues to fight so much. He feels he has no worth and simoutaneously he feels that he has an insurmountable obligation to prove his worth. A bit of a paradox if you will. He has undertaken a massive project which has cost him thousands of dollars that he earned himself, and through the greed, selfishness, sloth, pride and all other people he met has lost everything he has invested. He sees himself as a pillar of inspiration for others, but yet he feels like he has no worth of himself. On top of this pressure and massive suffocation, he has been stabbed in the back when trying to do some amazing things.

He invested all his time and money, as mentioned, to create his dream and people shit all over it.
For some reason that I cannot understand his projects always seem to fail. Even if they get off to a good start, things eventually spiral downward and seem to hit rock bottom. Nothing ever happens the way its dreamed of or sought these days. Consider it the world being immersed in those uneducated motherfuckers that dont appreciate good talent. Only in this respect could we dream of a communistic society. Everyone according to their need, and according to their talents...you know? Lots of people who really deserve to be successful would obtain that success, and those who do not deserve it or have not earned it, would become the lowest rung of society. Sound fair? It's starting to seem like a good thing. Although we know this is not the best course of action, one might think for a moment and realize that some of the greatest evil's in the history of this planet, had the greatest good. Regarding this constant failure of my friend's time and money...theres really no reason why this happens, it just does. A curse perhaps? I refuse to believe this. I've told him this over and over, time and time again. I dont believe anyone is simply "cursed". There has to be a larger piece to the puzzle, but he has already finished the puzzle. He knows the alternate views, and the mirror images of that puzzle, and what the puzzle can become as well as what it has been, yet the pieces still do not fit together. How perplexing is this? To know the outcome and the way the pieces work, and yet to not be able to piece them together accurately. What becomes of us when this happens to us? Is it a distorted view on reality or is it merely that we see life on a higher note that mere minded assholes cant fathom.

He has no love, few friends, no ambitions, no nothing. He respects no one. He sees human life as a waste. He has no phone and no phone book, he has no will to associate with life as he once used to as a successful enterprenuer. So, what happened to him you might ask?

I understand the mind of an artist rather well, and I can connect with it.
Here lies the answer.
When one is immersed with a certain lifestyle and it proves to be a lie, you give up on those who you are close to and distance yourself. Then you realize that your friends arent really your friends at all. Similar to creating your finest masterpiece, only to realize its purpose is hollow, and that it isn't appreciated by anyone, including yourself. You feel decieved and the emotion put into your craft becomes completely worthless. It's the same as smashing your ceramic vase against the floor and then leaving the pieces for nature to devour. It becomes difficult to give life another shot. When you seek that new lifestyle and its shot down constantly, one gives up. Faith only takes you so far when there is reason to believe, but when both spirituality and humanity fail, what more can you believe in when you yourself, are human. When you look toward nothing and desire death, yet refuse to provoke it, a life becomes just as valuable as the essence of that vase. Everything that makes you breathe, he desires but does not have and he cannot have. Even the concept of being happy, is torture for him. It makes no sense, but he feels it deep through his veins, and what was left of his soul.

Therefore he wishes for his own destruction.
Be advised, and cautious... "Once you live long enough without hope or happiness, being denied...you begin to fantasize about terrible things. Everything you love, will turn against you, everything you try to help, will fuck you, Everything you try to improve, will shun you".

Mindsets

2008-09-29T18:55:00.001-07:00

Okay, I'm a pretty down-to-earth person... right? Of course, by down-to-earth I mean when im not swearing war on the people of the earth or leading a revolution against the evil's of society. One of the only things in life that drives me up a fuckin' wall is a person who is such a bitch that they dont even realize that they are indeed a bitch.

The other day I was working and this woman comes up to me at the tech desk while I am working on a computer. She asks if I could help her with something even though it is not my area of expertise. I mentioned that it might take a little longer than expected due to the fact I'm not familiar with the other area of which she needs help. So I go over there and start a work order for her with a custom printing job. About ten minutes later she asks why its taking so long, while she holds her infant in her arms waiting. By about the fifteen minute mark she asks if I can just crop the image because she needs to go somewhere. So I crop the image and hand it to her and just when im about to process her order she complains about the payment process with a credit card machine. Then she raises this whole big deal about how she had to wait for like 25 minutes to get a poster printed and blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch.

I tend to think that there is something wrong with the human brain. That people get so spoiled they think that just because they are buying something, it makes them somehow superior to their fellow human beings. Look, I dont have a problem with taking my sweet fucking time to do something I'm asked to do, especially when someone is kind enough to grant me the leisure of doing the job at my own pace. To turn around and drive a knife, metaphorically into the back of the good samaritan? Please. Its not my fault your irresponsible, dickhead fling partner broke the condom and stuck you with the baby. If you're going to raise hell over every bad thing that comes your way in life, then you should probably go suck a cock.

I think its very demoralizing to have to stoop to the mentality of a complete idiot, just because they think they have the upper hand. In the world of customer service the customer is NOT always right. I've worked in customer service, and for the most part people are willing to admit when they are wrong. Its the stuck up, self righteous, i-cant-get-laid-unless-I-put-myself-on-a-corner doucebag cocksuckers that believe they are still entitled to some sort of benefit regardless of what services are being offered by a willing party.
The last time I checked, every single ethnic group of people got reparations for whatever crime was committed towards that culture (if applicable).
Now, on the other hand if you are naive enough to jerk off until it bleeds thats your own fucking fault. You cannot turn water into wine, without adding any other element. The same is true for achieving any result in life. Don't blame honest hardworking people because you couldnt shit in your gold toilet, and I for one certainly dont give a damn about your fucking problems.

When people make you go out of your way, to do something that any self-respecting human being would be PROUD to do for themselves, you tend to start thinking about killing them.
Not in any particular way, just in a painful way. People live in ignorance their whole lives.
When I first started working as a Tech, before I moved into more specific Computer Technician related work, I saw people as regressed forms of biological life. Did you realize that about 80 percent of society can't read? You might think I'm joking but when you have someone come up to you and ask why their printer doesnt work you tend to be at least somewhat intrigued. Then they go one step further and shame the whole human race:

"This printer doesn't take ink cartridges! I want my money back, this is ridiculous! How can you sell such a terrible product?"

Then i just tap the front of the printer and the cartridge door opens, to reveal empty spaces for lo and behold aha!.. the INK CARTRIDGES. It is a feeling of such gratification to point out the shortcomings of others, to the point I could jerk off. For some reason they feel like I've committed a crime, and they look at me in a puzzled way. I asked that same person if they had attended or even graudated college.

They gave me the most odious of looks.

I mentioned that they must not have attained any sort of education let alone higher education, due to the fact that any high school graduate with some common sense and a 600 SAT score could figure out that you need to READ THE GOD DAMN MANUAL! Whats even more degrading is that these major companies such as Hewlett Packard or CANON (who have long ago realized the decline of human intelligence), have actually removed "difficult" words such as READ ME FIRST, or TURN TO PAGE 2, and just replaced them with a picture of the machine with a big red arrow pointing to the cartridge bay.

I suppose it might not be an appropriate time to mention that these are the people in careers right now who will soon be retiring with six or seven figure bank accounts. Imagine, a world with financially successful people who cannot read a book or wipe their own ass. They would rather pay someone to do it for them. Now realize that these people walk among us, are driving cars, even voting.

In contrast to these people, I'm a fucking genius but yet they seem so confused when I publicly display their limited intelligence. Hey, dont get mad at me because you're a fucking idiot, instead reflect on the fact that you didnt teach your children well enough to earn Honor Roll bumper stickers. I guess you should stick to what you're good at and return to your lonely streetcorner you fucking cunt.

Could it really be?

2008-09-29T16:37:00.000-07:00

Congress shot down the $700 economic rescue package faster than MC Hammer blew his money. This is of course good news.

This outcome not only means that our dollar still retains value, but also that the heads of failed corporations will be severely punished and/or fired. The companies that have done so much to inflict bitter pain and unequality to drive a wedge into the middle-class citizen will go bankrupt. In turn, those companies will be bought out and replaced with new management. It's not every day, hell I dont think it's ever happened in my lifetime; congress made the hard (but correct) choice.

Either this means one of two things:
1. People in congress are incompetent and have absolutely no idea what they're doing.
2. Polititians actually do care about the well-being of U.S. Citizens and are now unafraid to stick it to those responisble.

However even though this is good news, we are still fucked.
The damage that has been done to our economy isnt small by any stretch. This is damage not done just in the last eight years of Dubya, but has snowballed until now from back in the eighties. It's just been ignored and ignored and ignored until it reached the breaking point.
I can only hope that some good people actually stood up and were heard.

700 Billion...

2008-09-28T20:27:00.000-07:00

Most people cannot even comprehend the astronomical amount of money this is. $700,000,000,000.00

It's enough to rebuild the entire infrastructure of the United States. Our Government, in a matter of hours, is going to simply "hand over" more money than ANY fucking country in the world is WORTH into the hands of a few. These people who will receive this money, are the greediest motherfuckers in the history of the world. These investors, these CEO's, they banked on cashing in from the debts of their victims, while charging rates higher than anything anyone has ever seen in the history of civilization.

THEY FAILED.
Am I hearing this correctly? you want to reward these sons of bitches?
The politicians of this country have no idea how pissed off our people are.
Their heads have been stuck so far up their own ass, that in order to see the light of day, they need to open their mouths and spew their lies.

The rest of the world is laughing at us, and they should be.
This is a total fucking failure.

Remember Enron? Tyco? How about Global Crossing. A few years ago these were the greediest assholes on the face of the earth. These people should have served in a maximum security prison for what they did, and what's more revolting is that people just stood by and did nothing.

Lavish spending and gargantuan debts were of no tolerance in the 18th century French culture. They weren't even a democracy and yet you turn around and see a government, our government where the citizens (apparently) are supposed to have some sort of say in how our country is run. Our voices have been silenced but we have nobody to blame but ourselves. This is our own fucking fault. The Boston Tea Party, one of the events that shaped this once great country was based on the principle of a tax increase! The people revolted and change was wrought. Have you noticed that through this whole "buyout" ordeal, Hollywood has said NOTHING? They're so far gone beyond scared at this point because one day very soon, the face of fate will bite the asses of everyone within. Probably the smartest thing they've done in the last 50 years.

Osama Bin Laden must be thrilled.
He must have a smile from ear to ear, and I'm not talking about the one that our Government allegedly said they would deliver.
Osama said that Americans would be punished for their Infidelity, and he was right and it is coming out of us.

Marie Antoinette, anyone? they fucking EXECUTED her.
People did not stand for this shit then, why should we now?
We as Americans might as well just bend over and get ass-raped for our own laziness and ignorance. Furthermore, we deserve to be assraped for every day we have let this escalate out of hand. We are afraid to step up and smash those who are destroying this very country. WHY are we afraid? Instead we place false trust in those whom we appoint to watch over our state of well-being and whether we know it or not, sit down muted. The number of US Citizens in this country outnumber those in office by an innumerable amount.

The power in numbers of the American people is so overwhelming that those corrupted do not even have the presence of recognition. The fact that people are afraid to act makes people like me doubt the intelligence of every single human being. You can't find this level of ignorance anywhere else in the world.

This is proof that we have failed.
This bullshit about who's the better candidate for presidency...fuck it. This issue is MORE important than any presidential candidate. We have done this to ourselves. As long as we are alive and silent, we deserve to piss away everything we have saved and will continue to earn for the course of our natural lives. This level of criminal behavior CANNOT go unpunished. Centuries ago and even ages ago people were dragged out of their homes, their estates, their castles, and beheaded. A Mob would execute the guilty if the legal authority did nothing. We have regressed into sheep. Did it even occur to your simple mind, that you have already surrendered many of your freedoms to our government and you will NEVER get them back. This country will continue to fall unless every day people like you and I stand and revolt, until the constitution hangs by a thread, and only then in my most radical of hopes will the people finally open their fucking eyes and declare "NO MORE".

This is WRONG.
This is wrong for your community.
This is wrong for your state.
This is wrong for your country.
This is wrong for our world.
Get off your ass. Get your neighbor off of HIS ass. Start changing, nobody is forced to live like this, nobody should have to endure this. No person, despite how promising or how charming they might seem superficially will EVER do this for you. Why are there no riots in the streets? Why is it so quiet outside? If you happen to be one of the people who sits back and says "it's not my fault" or "don't look at me", even "I hope it gets better".

Don't you fucking touch me.